Cock Spots

Tonight we wondered, "where do all the hot boys hang out on Sunday?" Oddly enough, we also wondered the same thing the previous evening, as well as the week before, and the week before that.
Wouldn't it be great if you at least had an idea where the greatest concentration of delectable specimens were guzzling their PBRs at a given time? I mean, if you're going to spend your hard-earned money in a drinking establishment, you need to get the most eye candy for the buck.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

pimping my cute male friends: 1st in a series

The guy in question is 29, adorable, intelligent, and fucking hilarious. He basically wants a sugar mama for "goods and services." Upon inquiring about what kinds of "goods and services" he prefers, he replied, "you know...like a juicer. and a pair of shoes." In exchange, your wish is his command (he will even make out with boys while you watch!). I'm not kidding. If you would like more information, contact me.

posted by mintnasty @ 4:39 PM