One word: Pratt

Reporting to mintnasty: I braved the rain and went to the 5,182nd Todd P Japanther show. I took one step inside, realized some dorks called Squidbotz were still on, and rethought the whole evening. I may not be single, but that doesn't mean I'm blind, and in terms of eye candy, I scoped enough of the crowd to know it was all circus peanuts and laffy taffy. This spot, Micheline's, is perhaps too far out in Bushwick -- the people standing outside would have been equally in their element frying tiny onions at White Castle.

The best Todd P shows, (in hot boy terms), are at Tommy's Tavern in Greenpoint and Union Pool, but even better are the shows with Todd P-type lineups, though not actually sponsored by Todd P -- I mean house parties where bands like Matt and Kim, Aa, and Menegaur play. These are without exception full of HOT PRATT kids. Who gives a fuck if they're 19 -- youth has some serious advantages when you get down to business, am I right ladies?