The secret to "goth dancing"

OJ revealed his secret to goth dancing this evening...pretend you are pulling taffy.

Galapagos is normally abysmal for this sort of thing. You know how a lot of bars have that older guy sitting to the side for the sole objective of appearing nonchalant and "cool" in hopes of picking up a young impressionable chick? Galapagos is full of 'em on an average night.

Thankfully, the Bellmer Dolls crowd was a pick-me-up; if you like fellas with pretty hair, black attire, and a bit of rugged smeary eyeliner, this was the place to be. Granted, there were plenty of "gay boyfriends," (what a waste! "hello, will you insert your penis into my poon just this once? it won't kill you!") but they still enhanced the overall hotness of the event.

HOT TIP: I believe there's another Bellmer party at Union Pool on the 14, and it's a Todd P event. Shit, that's 3 things in your favor right there!

OJ against a sexy backdrop