Cock Spots

Tonight we wondered, "where do all the hot boys hang out on Sunday?" Oddly enough, we also wondered the same thing the previous evening, as well as the week before, and the week before that.
Wouldn't it be great if you at least had an idea where the greatest concentration of delectable specimens were guzzling their PBRs at a given time? I mean, if you're going to spend your hard-earned money in a drinking establishment, you need to get the most eye candy for the buck.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Maiden field report

Sunday, June 4

Anytime Cafe, North 6th, 7-9:30 pm

I love those dollar drinks from 6-9, but can do without a lot of the clientele. Jocky boys in white Mexican shirts tenderly tonguing their girlfriends, YUCK. There were a couple of boys at a table in back with a little potential, but overall I'd stay for the drink special and head elsewhere.

Zabloski's, North 6th, "pass-by" at 9:30pm

Eh, I don't know why I bother. Every time I go here, there are dudes in berets and shit, or just people you don't want to deal with. Once in a blue moon there's a cutie, and he's with a chick.

Pete's Candy Store (walkby), 12:15 am

Oh geez, it's always these guys with craggy faces.

Union Pool, 12:30 am

Solidly dependable...less crowded than a weekend night, with the same proportion of handsome young men. However, there weren't a whole lot of people to begin with.

The "Union Pool"



Royal Oak, 1:15 am

We peeked our heads in the door, and there were about 5 people. No sense in spending our alloted second drink here!

"Poor Man's Royal Oak," (I can't remember the name - it's the place with the "Pierogi" sign on N 8th and Havemeyer) 1:20am

Same story here: we just weren't willing to gamble on the 10 or so at this location. We did see a hot guy enter when we were halfway down the block, but decided to move on nonetheless. Then, that adorable brunette you always see on the skateboard skated on by, and we crossed our fingers that he might be going in. Alas, he continued down North 8th.

The Abbey, 1:30am

My friend knew the bartender, and we'd pretty much given up. There were a couple of hot ones in the back, but they were totally gay. Yeah, I know, we were in a gay bar, but it was still a waste. We did see another one who may have been cute, but we were engrossed in our conversation at that point. Regardless, we had a fun night of research!