Cock Spots

Tonight we wondered, "where do all the hot boys hang out on Sunday?" Oddly enough, we also wondered the same thing the previous evening, as well as the week before, and the week before that.
Wouldn't it be great if you at least had an idea where the greatest concentration of delectable specimens were guzzling their PBRs at a given time? I mean, if you're going to spend your hard-earned money in a drinking establishment, you need to get the most eye candy for the buck.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

jocko not-so-homos

I was at first skeptical of posting this, as to not fuck with my own raysh advantage but I'm over it.

The softball fields/turkeys nest on Saturday/Sunday provides lots of eye candy. As opposed to Kickball, it's not chockfull of skinny indie rock pussies (who I've sworn off...although there have been some cute little punk rockers surfacing on the BKKB front) but some of these guys actually have a set of balls - a foreign concept to any girls who's tried dating in the Williamsburg/Greenpoint vicinity over the past 5 years.
They're also a little bit older. Not that there's any wrong with those afflicted by "AKS" (Ashton Kutcher Syndrome - the youngins diggin on the ladies in their prime)but sometimes you need a little quasi-maturity. Sometimes.

posted by BAM! @ 2:27 PM